Dr. Barbarella

I just want to clear up any rumors. . . I am not socrates, perhaps I was long ago, but it’s highly unlikely. Okeedokee, so about me. . . hmmm.

We’ll make it easy, top three things of all time. . . bacon, red wine, and the way a pine tree makes a room smell during christmas. It’s the simple things dude, get with it. When properly motivated, my logic is borderline undeniable (borderline, like how I gave myself a little leeway. . . so smart. . . maybe I was socrates. . . I wonder if he loved bacon?)

Dr. Barbarella's Advice

The Best of Dr. Barbarella

Who Is On Her Period

When To Tell Her You Love Her

And It’s Valentine’s Day

That’s Just a Bitch

When to Go Facebook Official