I just want to clear up any rumors. . . I am not socrates, perhaps I was long ago, but it’s highly unlikely. Okeedokee, so about me. . . hmmm.
We’ll make it easy, top three things of all time. . . bacon, red wine, and the way a pine tree makes a room smell during christmas. It’s the simple things dude, get with it. When properly motivated, my logic is borderline undeniable (borderline, like how I gave myself a little leeway. . . so smart. . . maybe I was socrates. . . I wonder if he loved bacon?)