Hi, my name is Vince and I’m an official member of “So You Have a Girlfriend”. . . so that’s that.
Why should you take advice from me? Because you’re already on the Internet looking to salvage your relationship, what’s one more kick in the nuts? You might as well try what I have to say!
I really have no business telling anybody anything because it seems to me that people only want the advice that they’re looking to hear. So, what good is my honest opinion going to do for you? Unless. . . you’re ready to hear that you’re being a jealous douche! You’re ready to hear that you’re lousy in bed! You’re ready to hear that you probably should’ve been tested yesterday! If you’re not ready for that, then I’m not ready for you!
I’m not a pessimist, I’m a realist. . . I won’t sugar coat it, I won’t brown nose you, I won’t brighten up your day, and I won’t turn your frown upside down. . . I’ll just give you honest advice that I probably wouldn’t follow if I was in your situation! You could end up a hero or a zero, the advice is mine – the choice is yours!